求最经典英文的求爱对白

电影叫《100 girls》，说的是一个发生在校园里的爱情故事。一个男生在宿舍大楼电梯里邂逅一个女孩，没有看清对方却因为停电被困电梯，结果两人发生了关系。女孩只留下了内裤不见了踪影。男孩痴心一片，要在整幢大楼100个女孩中找到那个女孩。于是他就应聘了大楼的清洁工以便寻找，之后趣事连篇，结果也必然是功夫不负。其中最精彩的片断是男孩站在宿舍大楼面前，面对从窗户探头张望的100个女孩大声宣读自己的爱情宣言，结果让女孩们争先恐后地要当他电梯里的那个她。 Matthe: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highay. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't kno hen your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I sear, I'll never make isecracks hen you scrape your tires against the curb hile parallel parking. If you consent to live ith me, I'll clean the toilet every eek. I'll do it ith my tongue if you ask. I ill strike the ords hooters and love rockets from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you ant me to pronounce it May May. I ill only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a lo cholesterol diet. And I on't buy one of those red sports cars hen I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can e visit us every eek, even if your mom is a itch ith a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can e live ith us. I declare, I'll separate the hites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold ater ashes. I'll never huff and puff hile aiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from droning, but a cat can't. I ill happily go see chick flicks ith you, like Pride and Prejudice. I'll make a point to trying ne food like okra gumbo. I on't curl my nose at vegetables hose aful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to alays say yes hen you ask, Is my hair looking okay tonight? I'm gonna bring a hole ne meaning to the ord cuddle. I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually rite you real letters hen e're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to kno here I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is alays on the toothpaste. I'll start earing those bikini style underear if you like. My belly button ill alays be lint free. I ant to full-on kiss your clitoris. It ill be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare no, I ill give my life for you. And if you fail to e to me, I kno some part of me ill surely die. (待续）

跟人认为最经典，泰坦尼克号you jump, I jump.