求英文笑话或爱情故事

1,Does the dog kno the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you kno the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?

Ah, yes, ansered the little boy. I kno the proverb, but does the dog kno the proverb, too?

2,Let me take it don

An elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .
Pless ,say it again .Let me take it don .the mouse said .I ill tell a flea hat I kno.

3,Do You Kno My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people ho ere staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
To men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money hen they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one ill be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't kno my ork，” said the other．

“What is your ork？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you kno my ork？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a riter． I'm alays telling stories about things that never happened．”

4,A guard as about to signal his train to start hen he sa an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please!

Oh, I just ant to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back.

You just shut that door, please, called the guard, and I'll see to the rest.

5,A man as pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he as driving just fine.

Officer: You ere speeding.
Man: No, I asn't.
Officer: Yes, you ere. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I asn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you ould.
Man: What if I just thought that you ere?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for hat you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

6,Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slo.

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